Tag: manure

Once upon a time two little boys were walking through a field. Suddenly one of them stumbled and fell into a pile of horse manure and the other, who was right behind his friend, fell into it too. The first little boy got up, disgusted, brushed his clothes off moaning and grousing and loudly proclaimed his unhappiness. The second boy got up and started running wildly around the field.

"What is wrong with you?" the first boy asked, "You crazy or something? What are you running around like that for?"